The Commodities of a BS Degree in Physics

Today I decided to re-begin my job searching escapade. I discovered a sort of "search engine" for the job application process for federal positions a while back. I had originally waited to invest time within usajobs.gov because I had not yet received my official transcript. So today I found three positions that interested myself, and of course had nothing to do with my Bachelor of Science degree in Physics. I applied for a physical scientist position located in the Research Triangle, an Environmental Engineer position also in the Research Triangle, and an Internal Revenue Agent position. I know I have real background knowledge of any position but hopefully the reviewers will be completely astonished and privileged to get my consideration. Lets face it, I'm a freakin catch.